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(not looking up from his copy of Being and Nothingness ) “You know, Sartre said hell is other people. But I think hell is the CRS waitlist.”

Today’s UPD romantic storyline has moved to Twitter (X) and the UPD Freedom Wall. It starts with a “FUBU looking for karamay sa elbi” post, or a cryptic “Sino may crush sa block nila?” thread that goes viral. It escalates through late-night DMs about GE (General Education) classes, then to “study dates” at the Main Lib where no studying happens. The confession isn’t “I love you,” but “Uwian na, sabay tayo?” followed by a jeepney ride to Philcoa or SM North. pinoy sex scandal upd