A Very Hairy Christmas Private Society 2023 W Exclusive -

For the 2023 edition, the "Exclusive" portion referred to a curated showcase of underground artists and photographers who specialize in capturing the beauty of body hair. A pop-up gallery featured black-and-white portraits celebrating textures—from full beards to unbridled happy trails—reframing them as high art rather than a grooming faux pas.

Described as "festive chaos" filled with cheeky fun and non-stop entertainment. Key Activities:

What did attendees experience? According to leaked testimonials (the Society has a strict Chatham House Rule, but sources spoke on condition of anonymity), the 2023 "w Exclusive" was a masterclass in curated hedonism.

The “Exclusive” of the title was not a VIP lounge, but the Event : the annual Great Combing of the Ancient Yule Goat. For centuries, the Society had tended a secret, living Yule Goat—not made of straw, but of flesh and fur, a shaggy beast the size of a minivan, who slept under the warehouse. His name was Krampus’s Cousin, but they called him “K.C.”